You think I’m handsome
Without any denture cream
You think I’m funny
When I try to walk and hurt my back and scream
I wanna get up
But my feet are saying no, no
Before you met me
I was watching ICarly
But Spencer was sculpin’
Now on the first of January
We will watch the ball drop down, down
Lets go knit together tonight
No regrets just yarn
We can dance until we die
You and I will be
Old forever
You make me
Feel like
I’m living a old man’s dream
The way you turn me off
I wanna sleep
lets give up
And don’t ever look back
Don’t ever look back
I have a heart attack
When you look at me
Just one burp
Now hag I believe
This is gross
So I took a chance
But don’t want to go back
Don’t want to go back
We drove to Lowe’s
And we bought some bleach
Got a washer and dryer
I can almost wash my sheets
I found the Downy
My missing laundry piece
I’m complete
Let’s go knit together tonight
No regrets just yarn
We can dance until we die
You and I will be
Old forever
You make me
Feel like
I’m living a old man’s dream
The way you turn me off
I wanna sleep
lets give up
And don’t ever look back
Don’t ever look back
I have a heart attack
When you look at me
Just one burp
Now hag I believe
This is gross
So I took a chance
But don’t want to go back
Don’t want to go back
I might make your heart stop
In my baggy Jeans
Be your old man’s dream tonight
Let you put your feet on me
in my hammy-downs
be your old man’s dream tonight
You make me
Feel like
I’m living a old man’s dream
The way you turn me off
I wanna sleep
lets give up
And don’t ever look back
Don’t ever look back
I have a heart attack
When you look at me
Just one burp
Now hag I believe
This is gross
So I took a chance
But don’t want to go back
Don’t want to go back
By: Baby Larry
You think I’m handsome
Without any denture cream
You think I’m funny
When I try to walk and hurt my back and scream
I wanna get up
But my feet are saying no, no
Before you met me
I was watching ICarly
But Spencer was sculpin’
Now on the first of January
We will watch the ball drop down, down
Lets go knit together tonight
No regrets just yarn
We can dance until we die
You and I will be
Old forever
You make me
Feel like
I’m living a old man’s dream
The way you turn me off
I wanna sleep
lets give up
And don’t ever look back
Don’t ever look back
I have a heart attack
When you look at me
Just one burp
Now hag I believe
This is gross
So I took a chance
But don’t want to go back
Don’t want to go back
We drove to Lowe’s
And we bought some bleach
Got a washer and dryer
I can almost wash my sheets
I found the Downy
My missing laundry piece
I’m complete
Let’s go knit together tonight
No regrets just yarn
We can dance until we die
You and I will be
Old forever
You make me
Feel like
I’m living a old man’s dream
The way you turn me off
I wanna sleep
lets give up
And don’t ever look back
Don’t ever look back
I have a heart attack
When you look at me
Just one burp
Now hag I believe
This is gross
So I took a chance
But don’t want to go back
Don’t want to go back
I might make your heart stop
In my baggy Jeans
Be your old man’s dream tonight
Let you put your feet on me
in my hammy-downs
be your old man’s dream tonight
You make me
Feel like
I’m living a old man’s dream
The way you turn me off
I wanna sleep
lets give up
And don’t ever look back
Don’t ever look back
I have a heart attack
When you look at me
Just one burp
Now hag I believe
This is gross
So I took a chance
But don’t want to go back
Don’t want to go back